In breaking news, hell froze over today based on temperature readings taken by USGS of the earth's core. As a result, millions of divorced husbands paid off their alimony debts today, gun owners willingly surrendered their arms over to law enforcement, tax evaders began filing and paying their long overdue income taxes, and land squatters politely complied to government agency requests to move elsewhere. Scientists predict that hell will return to its normal 578 degree F temp by midnight tonight. Sinners dress accordingly..
In related news, a large flock of pigs was recently spotted by NORAD migrating from Canada over the American midwest. Forecast for the region: partly cloudy and cool, with a 50% chance of bacon. Details as they emerge...
Mar 10, 2015 07:39 PM
(This post was last modified: Mar 10, 2015 07:53 PM by Magical Realist.)
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