"Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they’d never believe i lived in it. They’d be like ‘He’s still here!" — Dave Chappelle
I tend to choke under pressure, particularly when it applied to my throat.
I wanted something altogether wilder, the clumsier romance of strangeness.”― Paul Theroux, The Old Patagonian Express: By Train Through the Americas
“I will use big words from time to time, the meanings of which I may only vaguely perceive, in hopes such cupidity will send you scampering to your dictionary: I will call such behavior 'public service'.”
― Harlan Ellison
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“My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them.” - Mitch Hedberg
"It's like I'm reading a book… and it's a book I deeply love. But I'm reading it slowly now. So the words are really far apart and the spaces between the words are almost infinite. I can still feel you… and the words of our story… but it's in this endless space between the words that I'm finding myself now. It's a place that's not of the physical world. It's where everything else is that I didn't even know existed. I love you so much. But this is where I am now. And this who I am now. And I need you to let me go. As much as I want to, I can't live your book any more."---"Her"
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“Stories are psycho-diagnostic ― they diagnose the condition of our psyches. When we watch, read or hear a story, whatever detail jumps out reflects an issue in our psyche that requires our attention.”― Thea Euryphaessa, Running Into Myself
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"The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages - as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already."
—Edward Abbey
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“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”
― Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan
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“Madness does not come by breaking out, but by giving in; by settling down in some dirty, little, self-repeating circle of ideas; by being tamed.”― G.K. Chesterton, Manalive