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[Syne]

So... they'd know that wasn't San Diego?

They have a map which they obviously can read. That's how they can know it's San Diego.

Then they wouldn't be fooled by someone claiming Palm Beach was San Diego, right? @_@

But... how would they know it's supposed to be Mar-a-Lago and not the entirety of Palm Beach, Florida?

Why would they have to know it's Mara Lago?

So you're not threatening all the innocent people in Palm Beach.
But.. maybe you're fine with that. @_@

And... a nuke would only take out Mar-a-Lago?

Who said anything about a nuke?

That's the entire point of the Iran war, and what Trump was talking about.
Try harder to keep up.

See, when you start saying dumb shit, there's really no excuse for it.

You're the only one spouting dumb shit. You and ofcourse your fat orange Daddy.

You're doing a lot of backpedaling for all your dumb shit.

[Magical Realist]

Then they wouldn't be fooled by someone claiming Palm Beach was San Diego, right?

You have to be able to read a map to be able to be fooled by one.

So you're not threatening all the innocent people in Palm Beach.

Nope..just Mara Lago. The joke makes no sense if it's encouraging the bombing of Palm Beach.

That's the entire point of the Iran war, and what Trump was talking about.

Iran has no nuke capacity. So anything it could presently be a threat to would have to be by conventional bombing.

[Syne]

Then they wouldn't be fooled by someone claiming Palm Beach was San Diego, right?

You have to be able to read a map to be able to be fooled by one.

So they can read maps, including city names, but they'll mistake Palm Beach for San Diego?
So you're claiming Iranians can read maps but they're all just dumb as shit? @_@

So you're not threatening all the innocent people in Palm Beach.

Nope..just Mara Lago. The joke makes no sense if it's encouraging the bombing of Palm Beach.

Again, how from that image could anyone distinguish between Palm Beach and Mar-a-Lago?

That's the entire point of the Iran war, and what Trump was talking about.

Iran has no nuke capacity. So anything it could presently be a threat to would have to be by conventional bombing.

Yes, the war kept them from attaining nukes. That's the whole point.

Try a lot harder to keep up.

[Magical Realist]

So they can read maps, including city names, but they'll mistake Palm Beach for San Diego? So you're claiming Iranians can read maps but they're all just dumb as shit?

LOL Anybody can read a map posted as a joke. The joke wouldn't make any sense if they couldn't.

Yes, the war kept them from attaining nukes.

No it didn't. Iran never had nuke capacity to begin with.

"International Treaties and Legal Commitments: Iran is a signatory to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT), which legally bans the country from building or acquiring nuclear weapons and commits it to civilian nuclear use."

[Syne]

Oh, "it's just a joke" works when you want to backpedal, but everything Trump says must be taken in the most naive and literal way possible, without any context whatsoever. Hypocrite.
Iran was enriching uranium toward weapons grade.

[Magical Realist]

Oh, "it's just a joke" works when you want to backpedal

It's payback for Trump making that stupid comment to begin with. That's what makes it so funny.

Iran was enriching uranium toward weapons grade.

Never had nukes..

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[Syne]

Oh, "it's just a joke" works when you want to backpedal

It's payback for Trump making that stupid comment to begin with. That's what makes it so funny.

So fair payback against Trump is targeting innocent people. Got it.

Iran was enriching uranium toward weapons grade.

Never had nukes..

Iran could produce enough weapons-grade uranium for its first nuclear weapon in as little as a few days to one week.
Fissile Material Breakout Time

Uranium Enrichment: Iran has accumulated significant stockpiles of uranium enriched up to 60% purity, which is close to weapons-grade (90%).

Timeframe: Nonproliferation analysts and intelligence estimates indicate that further enriching this existing stockpile to weapons-grade for a single bomb takes roughly 6 days to one week. Producing enough material for multiple weapons would take anywhere from a few weeks to several months.

Weaponization Timeline

Device Assembly: Turning weapons-grade uranium into a functional, missile-deliverable warhead requires additional steps, including designing detonation systems, cold tests, and component fabrication.

Total Time: Experts estimate that completing these weaponization tasks would take an additional several months up to a year, though an accelerated or covert program could potentially compress this window.

Dirty Bomb

Iran could construct a dirty bomb immediately, as it already possesses all the necessary radioactive materials and conventional explosives required for assembly.
Unlike a true nuclear weapon, a dirty bomb—properly called a Radiological Dispersal Device (RDD)—does not require fissile material, advanced uranium enrichment, or complex weaponization engineering.

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[Magical Realist]

So fair payback against Trump is targeting innocent people.

Nope...just Mara Lago.

Iran could produce enough weapons-grade uranium for its first nuclear weapon in as little as a few days to one week.

LOL Right...so they never had nukes just like I said.


"Weaponization Status

• No Political Decision: U.S. intelligence and international assessments indicate that Iran had not made the final political or operational decision to cross the threshold into full weaponization.
• Missing Components: The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) noted that Iran lacked a verified, viable nuclear warhead design, core machining, and high-explosive detonation systems."

[Syne]

And they never would have if we left them alone, huh?
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[Magical Realist]

And they never would have if we left them alone, huh?

We don't blow up countries for what they might do in the future.