I've got a newt called Tiny. I call him Tiny because he's my newt.
(May 27, 2024 09:52 AM)confused2 Wrote: [ -> ]I've got a newt called Tiny. I call him Tiny because he's my newt.
Good pun. Something like a cryptic crossword clue.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Reading some Carlin quotes and found this……don’t know why I laughed but I did.
In the That’s Funny Because it’s Probably True category:
Quote: The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
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