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Now that Starbase is a Texas city that's going to be building orbiting fuel depots for spaceships, this is inevitable:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buc-ee's

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When I visited Texas last year I wanted to know what the big deal was about these Bucee's. I didn't get to see one that time. Maybe next year.

Scared dog screams...

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Geez...no sense of humor whatsoever!

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The baldness was a nice touch...tks!

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^^^ LOL

A cell phone rings in a locker room, A man answers the phone...
He puts it on speaker
Man: "Hello!"
Woman: "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the mall and I just saw this beautiful leather coat and it's only $2,000, can i have it?
Man: "Sure!"
Woman: "Oh, and I just stopped by at the Lexus dealership and saw a car I really liked, can I have it?
Man "How much is it?"
Woman: "$90 thousand."
Man: "Well if it's that much make sure you get it with all the features."
Woman: "Of course I will! Oh yeah, one more thing. I just finished talking to Sarah, and the house I wanted is back on the market, they're asking $980 thousand for it."
Man: "Ok, make an offer for $900 thousand, if they don't take it offer them the extra $80K if that's what you really want."
Woman: " Thank you so much honey, love you, bye!"
Man: "Love you too, bye."
The man hung up, everyone in the locker room was staring at him in astonishment. The man then asks "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
Philomena weighs in on dinosaurs..

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Golfing is a great stress release.....sometimes not so much.

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