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**Syne** · Apr 22, 2026 09:49 PM

**Magical Realist** · Apr 22, 2026 09:54 PM

(Apr 22, 2026 09:49 PM)Syne Wrote:

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Secular: I want to do X.

Christian: You're free to do X, but my God will burn you in hellfire while we're all partying in heaven.

Secular: So then I'm not really free.

Christian: Nope. But God loves you!

**Magical Realist** · Apr 22, 2026 09:54 PM

(Apr 22, 2026 09:49 PM)Syne Wrote:

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Secular: I want to do X.

Christian: You're free to do X, but my God will burn you in hellfire while we're all partying in heaven.

Secular: So then I'm not really free.

Christian: Nope. But God loves you!

**Syne** · (This post was last modified: Apr 22, 2026 10:00 PM by Syne.)

(Apr 22, 2026 09:54 PM)Magical Realist Wrote: Secular: I want to do X.

Christian: You're free to do X, but my God will burn you in hellfire while we're all partying in heaven.

Secular: So then I'm not really free.

Christian: Nope. But God loves you!

So secular people are afraid of God? @_@

A Muslim will say Allah will punishment me for denying Islam. And? I don't believe in Allah or Islam.
So secular people are just inherently superstitious? They claim they don't believe, but they're really afraid it might be true. Morons.

**Magical Realist** · (This post was last modified: Apr 22, 2026 11:11 PM by Magical Realist.)

Quote:So secular people are afraid of God? @_@

A God who burns you in hell just for doing what you want to do? Duh..

Quote:A Muslim will say Allah will punishment me for denying Islam. And? I don't believe in Allah or Islam.
So secular people are just inherently superstitious? They claim they don't believe, but they're really afraid it might be true. Morons.

LOL That added exchange between the Secular and the Christian was an "assuming you are right just for the sake of argument" scenario. But you are obviously too stupid to get that.

**Magical Realist** · (This post was last modified: Apr 23, 2026 01:14 AM by Magical Realist.)

**Syne** · Apr 23, 2026 01:15 AM

(Apr 22, 2026 10:30 PM)Magical Realist Wrote:
Quote:So secular people are afraid of God? @_@

A God who burns you in hell just for doing what you want to do? Duh..

You're afraid of things you don't believe in? Like a boogeyman? @_@
Again, that would make secular people superstitious.

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Quote:A Muslim will say Allah will punishment me for denying Islam. And? I don't believe in Allah or Islam.
So secular people are just inherently superstitious? They claim they don't believe, but they're really afraid it might be true. Morons.

LOL That added exchange between the Secular and the Christian was an "assuming you are right just for the sake of argument" scenario. But you are obviously too stupid to get that.

So you were only "assuming" you were a superstitious moron. Got it.

**Magical Realist** · Apr 23, 2026 01:19 AM

Quote:So you were only "assuming" you were a superstitious moron. Got it.

Like I said, you're too stupid to get it.

**Syne** · Apr 23, 2026 01:44 AM

Not my problem when you make unfounded and unexpressed assumptions, thinking you're making some point that ends up making you look like a moron.

**Syne** · (This post was last modified: Apr 23, 2026 04:16 AM by Syne.)

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