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Approximately 37% of adults in the United States believe in strict creationism, stating that God created humans in their present form within the past 10,000 years.

Overview of Poll Findings

37% Creationist Purists: Believe God created humans as they are now within the last 10,000 years, according to data from a Gallup Poll.
34% Theistic Evolution: Believe humans evolved over time, but that God guided the process.
24% Natural Evolution: Accept the scientific view that humans evolved over millions of years without God's involvement.

Key Demographics

Religiosity: Belief in strict creationism rises to over 50% among people who attend church weekly.

So all your neighbors attend church weekly?
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Magical Realist Online
Quote:Belief in strict creationism rises to over 50% among people who attend church weekly.

So all your neighbors attend church weekly?

Depends on where one lives.
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Syne Offline
(Sep 21, 2026 05:25 PM)Magical Realist Wrote:
Quote:Belief in strict creationism rises to over 50% among people who attend church weekly.

So all your neighbors attend church weekly?

Depends on where one lives.

So Sam Harris lives among the Amish?
I live in the Bible belt and all my neighbors don't attend church weekly.
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stryder Offline
(Sep 21, 2026 08:18 PM)Syne Wrote: I live in the Bible belt and all my neighbors don't attend church weekly.

Thats because they all have shrines to Cthulhu in their basements.
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Magical Realist Online
Quote:So Sam Harris lives among the Amish?
I live in the Bible belt and all my neighbors don't attend church weekly.

Who knows? Who cares? And there's no way you could know all your neighbors don't attend church weekly.
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Syne Offline
(Sep 21, 2026 08:37 PM)Magical Realist Wrote:
Quote:So Sam Harris lives among the Amish?
I live in the Bible belt and all my neighbors don't attend church weekly.

Who knows? Who cares? And there's no way you could know all your neighbors don't attend church weekly.

It would be easy to see a mass exodus from the neighborhood every Sunday. Not to mention regularly seeing people out in the neighborhood during church hours.
Maybe you should get out more. And maybe just admit when you've been duped by faulty statistics.
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Magical Realist Online
Quote:It would be easy to see a mass exodus from the neighborhood every Sunday. Not to mention regularly seeing people out in the neighborhood during church hours.

Right..like you're on your porch every Sunday morning at 9:00 AM tracking who leaves and who doesn't. Just admit you're wrong and quit lying to cover your ass.
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Syne Offline
(Sep 21, 2026 08:46 PM)Magical Realist Wrote:
Quote:It would be easy to see a mass exodus from the neighborhood every Sunday. Not to mention regularly seeing people out in the neighborhood during church hours.

Right..like you're on your porch every Sunday morning at 9:00 AM tracking who leaves and who doesn't. Just admit you're wrong and quit lying to cover your ass.

What don't you understand about "all your neighbors don't attend church weekly."
That means it only takes one who doesn't attend church weekly, although it's obviously more than that here.

Maybe in your neighborhood you can't see when cars are moved or see people out working in their yards. I live in a suburban neighborhood where many people park in the driveways or on the street and have front yards to tend.
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