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(Apr 29, 2026 08:42 PM)Magical Realist Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:You can go there and fined out.

I have no interest in traveling anywhere near the Middle East now to "fined" out. Why don't you head over there to prove your dubious claim? Maybe they'll frag your ass for looking like "a dancer". Or maybe they just won't give a shit about your paranoid ass. I'm thinking the latter.

Really? The illiterate is going to be pedantic about a simple typo? 9_9

Speaking of your illiteracy, I never said I looked like a dancer. I said I "have been asked if I'm a dancer and model."

Unlike you, I know some countries are actually dangerous and some evil people do require being killed, to protect others. You won't go there because you're either lying, and know they'd kill you, or you're just afraid it will prove you wrong.
Quote:Speaking of your illiteracy, I never said I looked like a dancer. I said I "have been asked if I'm a dancer and model."

Yeah...that would mean you look like a dancer.

Quote:You won't go there because you're either lying, and know they'd kill you, or you're just afraid it will prove you wrong.

LOL The reason I don't go to the middle east asswipe is because it's all a scorching desert and people are bombing each other. Or haven't you heard?
(Apr 29, 2026 11:01 PM)Magical Realist Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:Speaking of your illiteracy, I never said I looked like a dancer. I said I "have been asked if I'm a dancer and model."

Yeah...that would mean you look like a dancer.
Moron, I already explained: "It was all the one dollar bills I was paying with, from a job that earned tips."
Yes, I she might of thought I looked like a dancer, but it sure wasn't ballet, as they don't get paid in singles.

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Quote:You won't go there because you're either lying, and know they'd kill you, or you're just afraid it will prove you wrong.

LOL The reason I don't go to the middle east asswipe is because it's all a scorching desert and people are bombing each other. Or haven't you heard?
Nah, you're just a pussy hermit.
Quote:yes I she might of thought I looked like a dance

Yes..."I she" DID think you looked like a dancer or she wouldn't have said it. Which is another way of her saying you looked liked a prissy little fairy. Women can be so brutal sometimes, especially pole dancers only tipped with 1$ bills.. lol
(Apr 29, 2026 11:22 PM)Magical Realist Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:yes I she might of thought I looked like a dance

Yes..."I she" DID think you looked like a dancer or she wouldn't have said it. Which is another way of her saying you looked liked a prissy little fairy. Women can be so brutal sometimes, especially pole dancers only tipped with 1$ bills.. lol

My girlfriend at the time thought the girl was flirting with me. Can you guess what kind of guy pretty young women think might be dancers and might flirt with?
I'll give you a hint. It ain't the "prissy little fairies" you'd go see at the gay bar. God knows what how much you'd be willing to tip them, but singles were the norm back in the day, for hetero male or female dancers.

I guess you've been a hermit your whole life, and never even seen any movies or shows that depict it on the non-gay side.

In a strip club setting, there is no fixed amount that a pole dancer gets tipped; it varies significantly based on the club, the customer, and the specific interaction. While some patrons may tip $1 to $5 per song at the stage, others recommend higher amounts to reflect inflation or to show appreciation for a strong performance.
- Gemini

Quote:others recommend higher amounts to reflect inflation or to show appreciation for a strong performance

Yep...that's why she insulted your masculinity. In front of your own "beard" no less! lol
(Apr 30, 2026 02:20 AM)Magical Realist Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:others recommend higher amounts to reflect inflation or to show appreciation for a strong performance

Yep...that's why she insulted your masculinity.

Significant U.S. inflation occurred during 1946–1947 (post-WWII), the 1970s–early 1980s (oil shocks/stagflation), and 2021–2022 (pandemic recovery).
- Gemini

Which era do you think this happened in? You know, when people were worried about inflation impacting strippers.

Quote:In front of your own "beard" no less! lol

(Apr 22, 2026 05:17 PM)Magical Realist Wrote: [ -> ]I knew you weren't gay all along.

LOL!
Quote:Magical Realist Wrote:
I knew you weren't gay all along.

LOL!


You've persuaded me otherwise. Nobody but a pissy little closet queen who sashay's like a dancer would whine and bitch about open LGBTs so much. It's pure jealousy. See Trump's mentor Roy Cohn and J. Edgar Hoover.
(Apr 30, 2026 02:46 AM)Magical Realist Wrote: [ -> ]
Quote:Magical Realist Wrote:
I knew you weren't gay all along.

LOL!


You've persuaded me otherwise. Nobody but a pissy little closet queen who sashay's like a dancer would whine and bitch about open LGBTs so much. It's pure jealousy. See Trump's mentor Roy Cohn and J. Edgar Hoover.

Nah, you're just lying again, like you always do.
You seem to be heavily projecting too. But that's okay, you're gay. Apparently it's okay for gays to use the accusation of being gay as a weapon. 9_9
The older I get the more I make up excuses to get out and seeing things. It's getting harder and harder to do this what with home delivery and streaming and things. But invariably I find something, which spurs me into noticing things I wouldn't staying indoors. And if I die of a heart attack or an aneurysm, I'd rather die in public and be immediately noticed than be found 3 weeks later in my apt with maggots crawling from my eye sockets!

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Deathbed tip #195:

The mind, left to itself for too long, tends to get stuck in its own Schrodinger superpositions. Am I sick or am I well? Am I good looking or am I ugly? Am I real or am I unreal? So try to get out every now and then and get seen in public. Collapse those distressing wavefunctions out there in the starkly lit-up either/or-ness of the real world.