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Thousands of Penis-Fish Suddenly Appear on California Beach

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Yazata Online
It's believed that they are tube-worms, that may have been washed from their tubes by the recent intense storm and ended up on the beach. They live in U-shaped tubes in the mud on the bottom of the ocean and kind of concretize the tubes with secretions from their bodies. They create currents through their tubes by sucking water in their mouths and shitting it out the other end, and feed on whatever plankton or small organisms are sucked in. Predictably, the Koreans eat them. (The Koreans will eat anything.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urechis_unicinctus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echiura


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(Dec 12, 2019 09:26 PM)Yazata Wrote: ... Predictably, the Koreans eat them. (The Koreans will eat anything.)...


Good. Maybe there won't be enough left over to make them into pizzle sticks for dogs or an added side dish to the Mountain Oyster festivals.
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(Dec 12, 2019 09:54 PM)C C Wrote:
(Dec 12, 2019 09:26 PM)Yazata Wrote: ... Predictably, the Koreans eat them. (The Koreans will eat anything.)...


Good. Maybe there won't be enough left over to make them into pizzle sticks for dogs or an added side dish to the Mountain Oyster festivals.

Koreans or penis-fish?
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(Dec 12, 2019 11:53 PM)Zinjanthropos Wrote:
(Dec 12, 2019 09:54 PM)C C Wrote:
(Dec 12, 2019 09:26 PM)Yazata Wrote: ... Predictably, the Koreans eat them. (The Koreans will eat anything.)...

Good. Maybe there won't be enough left over to make them into pizzle sticks for dogs or an added side dish to the Mountain Oyster festivals.

Koreans or penis-fish?


LOL
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Those Penis Fish were probably following the scent of Blowfish & Clam and couldn’t keep up.
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Secular Sanity Offline
(Dec 13, 2019 02:08 PM)Zinjanthropos Wrote: Those Penis Fish were probably following the scent of Blowfish & Clam and couldn’t keep up.

Or maybe size does matter. Wink

There's a new nerd line for you. Hey, are you down for some peristaltic waves?
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(Dec 13, 2019 05:31 PM)Secular Sanity Wrote:
(Dec 13, 2019 02:08 PM)Zinjanthropos Wrote: Those Penis Fish were probably following the scent of Blowfish & Clam and couldn’t keep up.

Or maybe size does matter. Wink

There's a new nerd line for you. Hey, are you down for some peristaltic waves?

Should a guy worry if his wife/gf wants one for her aquarium? Up periscope! Big Grin

The fish pictured is From Russian/Chinese waters, Penis Fish in Canadian waters are at minimum, twice that size. In American waters this fish is practically non existent and found mainly in and around Washington DC.
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(Dec 13, 2019 06:09 PM)Zinjanthropos Wrote:
(Dec 13, 2019 05:31 PM)Secular Sanity Wrote:
(Dec 13, 2019 02:08 PM)Zinjanthropos Wrote: Those Penis Fish were probably following the scent of Blowfish & Clam and couldn’t keep up.

Or maybe size does matter. Wink

There's a new nerd line for you. Hey, are you down for some peristaltic waves?

Should a guy worry if his wife/gf wants one for her aquarium? Up periscope! Big Grin

The fish pictured is From Russian/Chinese waters, Penis Fish in Canadian waters are at minimum, twice that size. In American waters this fish is practically non existent and found mainly in and around Washington DC.

Hmm, maybe, especially the large Canadian ones. That’s where Peterson is from, right? I wonder if he has a fish tank. Maybe that’s why he gave a nod to incels on the Joe Rogan podcast.

Here fishy-fishy. Big Grin

OMG! You’re hilarious, Zinman.
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(Dec 13, 2019 08:13 PM)Secular Sanity Wrote: Hmm, maybe, especially the large Canadian ones. That’s where Peterson is from, right? I wonder if he has a fish tank. Maybe that’s why he gave a nod to incels on the Joe Rogan podcast.

You're an insufferable, lying misandrist. Whenever you say "gave a nod" or anything other than outright said, it always means you're completely making shit up. Your loathing just inserts whatever it needs to justify itself. And you can't even help but interject it, non sequitur, into any random topic.
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(Dec 14, 2019 12:04 AM)Syne Wrote:
(Dec 13, 2019 08:13 PM)Secular Sanity Wrote: Hmm, maybe, especially the large Canadian ones. That’s where Peterson is from, right? I wonder if he has a fish tank. Maybe that’s why he gave a nod to incels on the Joe Rogan podcast.

You're an insufferable, lying misandrist. Whenever you say "gave a nod" or anything other than outright said, it always means you're completely making shit up. Your loathing just inserts whatever it needs to justify itself. And you can't even help but interject it, non sequitur, into any random topic.

Woah, maybe this topic is giving you a little penis envy, eh?

I posted the video with Rogan and Rogan himself even had to set him straight.
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