Mysterious "explosive diarrhrea" epidemic spreading

[Magical Realist]

Start stocking up on butt plugs everybody. Consult the White House for ordering details.

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/nation-...zMbiVYwAkA

"Cyclosporiasis is a parasitic infection that causes explosive diarrhea and intestinal infection. There have been cases reported in 18 states so far this year..."

[geordief]

Start stocking up on butt plugs everybody. Consult the White House for ordering details.

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/nation-...zMbiVYwAkA

"Cyclosporiasis is a parasitic infection that causes explosive diarrhea and intestinal infection. There have been cases reported in 18 states so far this year..."

I hope there was no suggestion that the WH might have special expertise in dealing with parasitic infections or that it might be the source for this outbreak.

It is also called the vomiting bug ,which might lend credence.(I had it once;not very nice)

They should put in a cordon sanitaire around the American Nato infltrator in Turkey in case something goes off (if it smells off, it probably is)

[Syne]

Wash your produce, people. Very simple.

[C C]

Laxative-induced and no clip available going directly to the church wedding scene. But still captures the essence of "explosive diarrhea".

Black Mirror: "Joan takes a massive __"
https://youtu.be/bIOmi4Goq4I

[Magical Realist]

Holy shit! I really need to get back to BM (Black Mirror)..lol

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I hope there was no suggestion that the WH might have special expertise in dealing with parasitic infections or that it might be the source for this outbreak.

Nah..just the suggestion that they might know where to order butt plugs from due to Trump's alleged "20 years running" affliction of chronic incontinence.