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Mysterious "explosive diarrhrea" epidemic spreading - Magical Realist - Jul 8, 2026
Start stocking up on butt plugs everybody. Consult the White House for ordering details.
https://www.kgw.com/article/news/nation-world/michigan-cyclosporiasis-diarrhea-illness-cause/507-376daebc-86c3-4d71-9495-c460c8a87192?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KGW-TV&fbclid=IwY2xjawS6i3NleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFZZHlxMzFnRzFOaUJuREV5c3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHi04j3TydZktCgve6aDyqb6bhlaMz5OxMkWucpkcg7Tj8jHyPVvlDN6LmR8t_aem__A68RhyNJYPEzMbiVYwAkA
"Cyclosporiasis is a parasitic infection that causes explosive diarrhea and intestinal infection. There have been cases reported in 18 states so far this year..."
RE: Mysterious "explosive diarrhrea" epidemic spreading - geordief - Jul 8, 2026
(Yesterday 02:49 AM)Magical Realist Wrote: Start stocking up on butt plugs everybody. Consult the White House for ordering details.I hope there was no suggestion that the WH might have special expertise in dealing with parasitic infections or that it might be the source for this outbreak.
https://www.kgw.com/article/news/nation-world/michigan-cyclosporiasis-diarrhea-illness-cause/507-376daebc-86c3-4d71-9495-c460c8a87192?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KGW-TV&fbclid=IwY2xjawS6i3NleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFZZHlxMzFnRzFOaUJuREV5c3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHi04j3TydZktCgve6aDyqb6bhlaMz5OxMkWucpkcg7Tj8jHyPVvlDN6LmR8t_aem__A68RhyNJYPEzMbiVYwAkA
"Cyclosporiasis is a parasitic infection that causes explosive diarrhea and intestinal infection. There have been cases reported in 18 states so far this year..."
It is also called the vomiting bug ,which might lend credence.(I had it once;not very nice)
They should put in a cordon sanitaire around the American Nato infltrator in Turkey in case something goes off (if it smells off, it probably is)
RE: Mysterious "explosive diarrhrea" epidemic spreading - Syne - Jul 8, 2026
Wash your produce, people. Very simple.
RE: Mysterious "explosive diarrhrea" epidemic spreading - C C - Jul 8, 2026
Laxative-induced and no clip available going directly to the church wedding scene. But still captures the essence of "explosive diarrhea".
Black Mirror: "Joan takes a massive __"
https://youtu.be/bIOmi4Goq4I
RE: Mysterious "explosive diarrhrea" epidemic spreading - Magical Realist - Jul 8, 2026
Holy shit! I really need to get back to BM (Black Mirror)..lol
Quote:I hope there was no suggestion that the WH might have special expertise in dealing with parasitic infections or that it might be the source for this outbreak.
Nah..just the suggestion that they might know where to order butt plugs from due to Trump's alleged "20 years running" affliction of chronic incontinence.