DOGE News

[Yazata]

https://x.com/DOGE/status/1910170116236460081

"An initial survey of Unemployment Insurance claims since 2020 revealed the following:
- 24.5k people over 115 years old claimed $59M in benefits
- 28k people between 1 and 5 years old claimed $254M in benefits
- 9.7k people with birth dates over 15 years in the future claimed $69M in benefits

In one case, someone with a birthday in 2154 claimed $41k."

(Currently, the oldest living person in the United States is 114 years old.)

Even TIME-TRAVELERS are coming here to get in on the fraud!

[Yazata]

Big Balls is back in the news!

It seems that a group of about ten teenagers in crime infested Washington DC tried to carjack Big Balls and his female companion.

Big Balls (his name is Ed Coristine) pushed his girlfriend into the car and slammed the door. Some of the thugs were trying to open it while others took Big Balls' i-phone and started beating him while his girlfriend called 911. Police patrolling nearby quickly rolled up on the scene and managed to catch two of the attackers (a male and a female, both 15 years old). Big Balls was treated at the scene by paramedics for a broken nose.

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https://nypost.com/2025/08/05/us-news/ex...juveniles/

President Trump wasn't happy about what happened to his guy Big Balls:

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[Yazata]

Earlier DOGE attempts to take a chainsaw to federal bureaucracies were fought rather effectively by Obama and Biden appointed federal judges, who insisted that the President had no authority to close government offices that had been funded by Congress, on the theory that Congress wanted the offices to exist by funding them.

Well, by forcing the Schumer-shutdown, the dems own argument appears to have been undercut. The dems may have foolisly fallen into one of history's biggest traps.

If government departments aren't funded by Congress, even on the dem's theory nothing prevents reduction-in-force layoffs.

https://federalnewsnetwork.com/governmen...use-warns/

And President Trump the master-troll posted this on Truth-social last night:

We don't deserve this guy!

(watch this with the sound on)

https://x.com/TrumpDailyPosts/status/197...1881803193

[Syne]

I don't know how Dems keep managing to make all the wrong choices.