From Detroit. Right out of Dave Allen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVhoSRXDR0
Lucky a parishioner didn't shoot back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVhoSRXDR0
Lucky a parishioner didn't shoot back.
Thank God I'm an Atheist |
From Detroit. Right out of Dave Allen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVhoSRXDR0 Lucky a parishioner didn't shoot back.
"When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle.
And life ain't nothing but a funny, funny riddle, thank God I'm a..." Hmm... even three syllables to match the notes. (May 26, 2020 02:45 AM)C C Wrote: "When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle. With a few revisions.... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou fill the Holy Water Pistol. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, Fire thou thy Holy Water Pistol towards thy believer, who, being naughty in My sight, shall be made clean by it." |
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