Illumibowl

[Magical Realist]

I saw this on Shark Tank. So I ordered it online. It just came in today. I'm so happy now. Now I can pee neatly in technicolor.

https://www.amazon.com/IllumiBowl-Toilet...illumibowl

[C C]

Sounds like a must-have for fraternity houses with inebriated reputations. Not only preventing drunken or stoned stumbling in the dark when rushing to the bowl to vomit, but that polychromatic glow mitigating the negativity of the event with a retro Jimmy Hendrix Experience. (They really should add the vintage music; heavy falling metal more applicable for the immediate situation than today's monotonic hip-hop recitals.)

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