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Farmer sees group of 5 Bigfoot in his orchard

#1
Magical Realist Online
...And one was carrying a pig!


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4710464/bi...g-4710464/

"Mr Gonzalez says a local farmer Keith claimed he saw up to six Sasquatch creatures running on his ranch at night, reported Fox26.

Keith reported he saw "five bodies" running past his truck's headlights.

“One of them, which was extremely tall, had a pig over its shoulder," Mr Gonzalez claimed.

"And the five scattered and the one with the pig was running so fast it didn’t see an irrigation pipe and it tripped, with the pig flying over."

....The investigator revealed the past five years has seen THREE Bigfoot sightings in East Fresno County.

He alleged that a woman reported her two sons saw Bigfoot in their orchard five years ago and then a man saw a family of the ape-like creatures in the same spot a few years later....

...He said: “What are the odds of three people, three different families, who don’t know each other, within a radius of two to three miles, come and tell me what they witness, and it matches up."
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#2
RainbowUnicorn Offline
(Feb 11, 2018 06:45 PM)Magical Realist Wrote: ...And one was carrying a pig!


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4710464/bi...g-4710464/

"Mr Gonzalez says a local farmer Keith claimed he saw up to six Sasquatch creatures running on his ranch at night, reported Fox26.

Keith reported he saw "five bodies" running past his truck's headlights.

“One of them, which was extremely tall, had a pig over its shoulder," Mr Gonzalez claimed.

"And the five scattered and the one with the pig was running so fast it didn’t see an irrigation pipe and it tripped, with the pig flying over."

....The investigator revealed the past five years has seen THREE Bigfoot sightings in East Fresno County.

He alleged that a woman reported her two sons saw Bigfoot in their orchard five years ago and then a man saw a family of the ape-like creatures in the same spot a few years later....

...He said: “What are the odds of three people, three different families, who don’t know each other, within a radius of two to three miles, come and tell me what they witness, and it matches up."

it takes a very strong animal to catch a pig by hand.
and then running with it...
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#4
Syne Offline
Looks like "stepped on" irrigation pipe. "Tripped" would have produces a streaked/smudged footprint.
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#5
Magical Realist Online
A stepped on irrigation pipe is also a tripping irrigation pipe. It's the same result.
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#6
Syne Offline
Go trip over something and compare that footprint.
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#7
Magical Realist Online
(Feb 12, 2018 01:17 AM)Syne Wrote: Go trip over something and compare that footprint.


Tripping means stumbling on something. It's all the same dipshit.
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Syne Offline
Simple English getting the best of you?
Or do you regularly trip or stumble whenever you step?
Maybe lay off the alcohol?
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#9
Magical Realist Online
(Feb 12, 2018 01:47 AM)Syne Wrote: Simple English getting the best of you?
Or do you regularly trip or stumble whenever you step?
Maybe lay off the alcohol?


You just bitch for the hell of it don't you? No wonder this group is so dead.
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#10
Syne Offline
I just made an observation congruent with the real world, and it apparently prompted gibberish defensiveness from you.
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