Why Canada?

[Zinjanthropos]

Spy balloon shot down over Tobermory Ontario, at the tip of the Bruce Peninsula jutting out into Lake Huron? Wow, the incredible lengths tourists go through just to avoid paying for a 20 minute boat ride to Flowerpot Island.

https://cruises.bruceanchor.com/flowerpot-island/

[C C]

That less than a square mile of scenic area suspected of being the perfect cover for a hidden missile silo targeting Beijing, no doubt.

[Zinjanthropos]

That less than a square mile of scenic area suspected of being the perfect cover for a hidden missile silo targeting Beijing, no doubt.

Sounds like you’re on to something CC. I thought they were after Ontario’s prognosticating February weather groundhog who resides in his burrow just down the road in Wiarton. Thus the name Wiarton Willie.

[Yazata]

UFOs are trying to cross Canada's northwest border and trying to enter Canada across the Great Lakes!

I guess there's just something about Justin Trudeau that makes space aliens feel at home...

[Zinjanthropos]

UFOs are trying to cross Canada's northwest border and trying to enter Canada across the Great Lakes!

I guess there's just something about Justin Trudeau that makes space aliens feel at home...

We think Justin is an alien. If you listen to him talk, he constantly interjects an ‘umm’ about every 10 words. He may be an android and the ‘umm’ pause is when he’s making contact with the mother ship.