new-yorker/cnn pundit gets caught wanking off on camera

[Yazata]

It's kind of fitting somehow... cnn's "chief legal analyist" Jeffrey Toobin reportedly was caught visibly masturbating on camera during a Zoom appearance.

"I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers" says Toobin.

The new yorker, where he's a writer, says that he's been "suspended", while cnn says that he asked for some time off to "deal with a personal issue".

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/n...k-incident

https://www.foxnews.com/media/jeffrey-to...l-insiders

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wir...s-73702249

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/...r-BB1abJP8

[Secular Sanity]

If it’s not already, Toobin will be the new slang term for onanism. 

[confused2]

Seems like he was working on some sort of election simulation - maybe he just needs better glasses.

[Syne]

Well, the mainstream media has been awfully devoted to pleasuring themselves for quite some time now. So maybe we can see how that work/life line could be blurred.

If it’s not already, Toobin will be the new slang term for onanism. 

Already is. Today Ben Shapiro said "Jeffery was Toobinning himself".


My question is what part of a Zoom election simulation meeting was that stimulating? Kind of like Chandler being caught watching "shark porn".

[C C]

Probably arousal from the fear/rush of being discovered that prompts him to do such in risky situations like that.

Guess JT is in his late fifties or early sixties by now, so if viagra is that much a fail, then wouldn't be surprised if he's become a gasper, too.

Poor Amy may find him accidentally hanging dead in a closet someday, wearing one of her dresses, with a belt wrapped around his throat. Just be glad the kids are grown and the 11-year old of Casey's hopefully doesn't get dropped off at daddy's on those days (Rory is a venturesome boy, so he might arbitrarily open any door in the residence).

[Syne]

Even O.J. Simpson was like "come on, man, even Pee Wee Herman was at least caught in an adult movie theater" (somewhere somewhat expected).

Maybe OJ understands that rush of possibly being caught...except murder, not masturbation.

[Zinjanthropos]

deal with a personal issue

That’s what got him in trouble in the first place.   Toobin’s been tubin’

[Magical Realist]

Toobin is back on CNN as a commenting pundit. He has appeared remotely on zoom several times over the past few months.