Time's Running Out, Ladies!

Yusaku Mazawa has a net worth of upwards of $1 billion, he's lonely, is looking for love and he promises to take you to the Moon. (Literally.) While it's crazy, it's not quite as crazy as it sounds since he's already given Elon ~$500 million for Starship/Superheavy development. In return, Elon (who is crazy himself) will devote a dedicated mission to wherever he wants to go. (Within the capabilities of the vehicle.)


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Quote:Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars

Hard to believe a billionaire can't find the right woman. Just a guess but I'll wager the winning applicant will be very pretty. It'll be like female sportscasters, don't see too many frumpy, overweight & ugly redneck women in that profession. Wonder what the qualifications are.....a photo(s)?

How many creative people does it take to get someone to the moon? Probably a lot of frumpy, overweight and ugly people who aren't billionaires pining for wives/girlfriends. They get no credit nor do they get a seat.
Friends: ''Where did you guys go on your first date?''

Me: ''The moon.''

Friends: ''Woah.''

For bragging rights alone, it might be pretty cool haha

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