Five things only people who grew up with crazies can understand

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http://www.rudepoet.com/five-things-only...nderstand/

EXCERPT: It’s true most of us had a less than perfect childhood; after all, nobody can escape life without disappointments and hurt feelings. Yet in some families , you have such wild dysfunction that you begin to think jumping off airplanes or swimming with sharks might actually help calm your nerves. Below are five things only those who grew up with the truly crazy can understand....

[Mr Doodlebug]

I don't identify with any of them.
My family must have had an ordinary level of lunacy.
It seemed pretty crazy at the time.

[Magical Realist]

Shuffled off to stay with aunts and uncles while mom mysteriously disappears for weeks at a time. But hey, when you're 6 years old life's an adventure and everything's fun. Especially when mom would tell us God is speaking thru the TV set or would fry us up a nice batch of buttered lawn grass. lol!

[Mr Doodlebug]

Anything tastes good fried in butter.
The grass recipe would benefit from a pinch of garlic perhaps.


Soothing Music:

https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/71bONISkQGA

Good avatar for a sock puppet:

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[Mr Doodlebug]

Odd Fact:
Funeral Homes begin with the word fun.