Hilarious message I sent to a girlfriend on Facebook in 2007

[Ostronomos]

There is a lot to learn.

You ever heard of the CTMU? It is a supertautological extension of logic that bases things on "real" and "unreal" the way regular logic does for "true" and "false". Physical matter is not the foundation (sex is good, but its merely our animal instincts), information and cognition, mind and matter are united by a dual aspect monism called infocognition.

I am reaching enlightenment. Trust me.

[Zinjanthropos]

There is a lot to learn.

You ever heard of the CTMU? It is a supertautological extension of logic that bases things on "real" and "unreal" the way regular logic does for "true" and "false". Physical matter is not the foundation (sex is good, but its merely our animal instincts), information and cognition, mind and matter are united by a dual aspect monism called infocognition.

What was her response?

Reminded me of an old Wayne & Shuster skit.. Two big fat slobs are playing pool naked when a gorgeous woman dressed to the nines sits on the edge of the pool table and says,' All my men wear English Leather or they wear nothing at all' . One of the slobs looks her in the eye and says , " You gonna shut up or play pool?" I just pictured your gf thinking something similar.

[Ostronomos]

There is a lot to learn.

You ever heard of the CTMU? It is a supertautological extension of logic that bases things on "real" and "unreal" the way regular logic does for "true" and "false". Physical matter is not the foundation (sex is good, but its merely our animal instincts), information and cognition, mind and matter are united by a dual aspect monism called infocognition.

What was her response?

Reminded me of an old Wayne & Shuster skit.. Two big fat slobs are playing pool naked when a gorgeous woman dressed to the nines sits on the edge of the pool table and says,' All my men wear English Leather or they wear nothing at all' . One of the slobs looks her in the eye and says , " You gonna shut up or play pool?" I just pictured your gf thinking something similar.

This was before we broke up later that year. I finally told her "there was already a proof of God its called the ctmu stupid" before telling her to shut up and then telling her to grow up. But before that, I was basically arguing for the existence of God. Telling her that we create meaning and the meaning creates the "what" identification of the body. She said something along the lines of "Heaven and Hell are manufactured concepts. I partly agree with you." She had an IQ of a bit over 160 and was graduating magna cum laude at some big university in Philidelphia.

[Zinjanthropos]

Ostro...if I had to bet on a guy who couldnt get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons, you'd be the guy.

[Ostronomos]

Ostro...if I had to bet on a guy who couldnt get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons, you'd be the guy.

That is not entirely accurate.

[Zinjanthropos]

Ostro...if I had to bet on a guy who couldnt get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons, you'd be the guy.

That is not entirely accurate.

OK,  ok.....a truckload of shoes

[Yazata]

I've had a number of ideas about Langan's "CTMU" ('bullshit', 'incomprehensible'...)

But 'romantic'? Never once.

I will say that I was walking across the Stanford campus once and saw a young man and woman sitting very close to one another and talking. When I passed, I heard the guy say "... imagine an integer x, such that..."

Every man in history has wondered about the path to a woman's heart.

Mathematics!

Who knew?