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Weird Anti-Gay Evangelist Thinks He's Found a New Conversion Therapy: Baking

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http://jezebel.com/weird-anti-gay-evange...1793617916

EXCERPT: Dallas evangelist Lance Wallnau has been making a name for himself by saying he helped Donald Trump win the election with his book "God’s Chaos Candidate," which I guess could be believable. It’s no less likely than this story he told about a gay man finding Jesus and heterosexuality after eating some dessert....
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(Mar 25, 2017 02:00 AM)C C Wrote: http://jezebel.com/weird-anti-gay-evange...1793617916

EXCERPT: Dallas evangelist Lance Wallnau has been making a name for himself by saying he helped Donald Trump win the election with his book "God’s Chaos Candidate," which I guess could be believable. It’s no less likely than this story he told about a gay man finding Jesus and heterosexuality after eating some dessert....

I wonder a lot and this article made me think of what possible sexual diversions there could be down the road. The diversity of sexual preference seems to be increasing, and it got me wondering if some day the world will be talking about those of whom have sex with extra terrestrials. Humanity is bound to run out of things to have sex with at the rate things are going today so man better get out there and find some new love interests. Tongue I predict that one day humping Jovians will be an abomination before God. Big Grin
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has anyone found a cure for evangelism yet(apart from death)
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(Mar 25, 2017 06:37 AM)RainbowUnicorn Wrote: has anyone found a cure for evangelism yet(apart from death)

Hey, the horned equine spectra has a sense of humor....gotta love it Big Grin


There's one potential antidote but so far kept at bay through legal wrangling. Still needs to overcome the immunity churches enjoy. I believe it's called the Tax Bug. I think once it takes hold then you might see a decrease in this dreaded disease.
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(Mar 25, 2017 04:10 PM)Zinjanthropos Wrote:
(Mar 25, 2017 06:37 AM)RainbowUnicorn Wrote: has anyone found a cure for evangelism yet(apart from death)

Hey, the horned equine spectra has a sense of humor....gotta love it Big Grin


There's one potential antidote but so far kept at bay through legal wrangling. Still needs to overcome the immunity churches enjoy. I believe it's called the Tax Bug. I think once it takes hold then you might see a decrease in this dreaded disease.

taximony ? the new retro-evangelis anti viral,
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