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Liittle Bigfoot, the Pennsylvania apple stealer

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Magical Realist Offline
Students of contemporary bigfoot research are familiar with the tendency of Bigfoot to steal apples stabbed into the branches high up on trees. Les Stroud recently featured an episode on Survivorman of a camera-recorded apple disappearing from high up on a pine tree. How do they do it? Psychokinetically? Well here's some interesting info on Bigfoot predilections for apples.

http://blog.pennlive.com/wildaboutpa/201...festi.html
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Wow... Another gala exploitation grounded in the denigrating "fruit thief" archetype, caricaturing an indigenous American. Incredibly shameless stereotyping occurring in the 21st century. With similar underlying profit motives: Postcards, advertising, and festival artifacts like dolls, figurines, recipe books, cookie jars, napkin holders, potholder hangers, etc. Would Johnny Appleseed turn over in his grave? Watermelons And Chickens
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(Jun 24, 2015 10:22 PM)C C Wrote: Wow... Another gala exploitation grounded in the denigrating "fruit thief" archetype, caricaturing an indigenous American. Incredibly shameless stereotyping occurring in the 21st century. With similar underlying profit motives: Postcards, advertising, and festival artifacts like dolls, figurines, recipe books, cookie jars, napkin holders, potholder hangers, etc. Would Johnny Appleseed turn over in his grave? Watermelons And Chickens

Fruit stealing goes way back, constituting the downfall of our own species in the Garden of Eden. Perhaps this signals the original sin of the Sasquatch species--a bold attempt to elevate itself above the nature of its preordained conditions. Meanwhile, there's THIS:

http://beforeitsnews.com/paranormal/2014...79416.html
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(Jun 25, 2015 05:29 PM)Magical Realist Wrote: Fruit stealing goes way back, constituting the downfall of our own species in the Garden of Eden. Perhaps this signals the original sin of the Sasquatch species--a bold attempt to elevate itself above the nature of its preordained conditions.

If BF is an omnivore like some claim, it's a wonder none have ever been shot while raiding a property or a body found if such did occur. [Both gardens / orchards and assorted livestock would be an increased temptation.]

Perhaps death instantly disrupts whatever random statistical fluctuation (a la Boltzmann Brains, etc) brought a hungry BF into existence. Not that their duration as a spontaneous embodied possibility would have been very long anyway. Their elusiveness in other contexts does not suggest that there are clans of them hanging out in the wilderness for weeks or months on end, eluding the demands of a need-to-be-balanced energy account eventually reclaiming them.

If they were accidental time or parallel universe travelers in the vein of falling into some anomaly reminiscent of those in the show Primeval, then they would be more permanent guests as well as gunshot corpses available.

And of course, the spontaneous / temporary emergence of BFs would not deny them coming equipped with "preordained conditions" any less than a Boltzmann Brain would by definition possess a functional organization, past history in its memory, and some innate or logically prior tendencies.
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