Mar 15, 2018 04:02 AM
https://www.theonion.com/new-study-finds...1819577447
...a study released Thursday by the University of Texas Department of Astronomy found that the majority of blessings from God burn up while passing through Earth's atmosphere."We discovered that due to the thickness and density of the gasses surrounding our planet, 80 percent of God's graces will completely disintegrate by the time they are about 75 to 100 kilometers away from the surface, " said Professor Donald Northcote, adding that his team's observations suggest that roughly 19 million of the Lord's blessings vaporize in the mesosphere on any given day. "Even the largest and most generous of God's gifts will be reduced to many minute fragments of His original intention during the journey, and the rare blessing that reaches the ground will be much smaller than it was in Heaven. Morever, those divine blessings that manage to make it through the atmosphere typically fall into the ocean without humans even realizing it."
God's blessings need better heat shields or SpaceX-style atmospheric entry burns.
...a study released Thursday by the University of Texas Department of Astronomy found that the majority of blessings from God burn up while passing through Earth's atmosphere."We discovered that due to the thickness and density of the gasses surrounding our planet, 80 percent of God's graces will completely disintegrate by the time they are about 75 to 100 kilometers away from the surface, " said Professor Donald Northcote, adding that his team's observations suggest that roughly 19 million of the Lord's blessings vaporize in the mesosphere on any given day. "Even the largest and most generous of God's gifts will be reduced to many minute fragments of His original intention during the journey, and the rare blessing that reaches the ground will be much smaller than it was in Heaven. Morever, those divine blessings that manage to make it through the atmosphere typically fall into the ocean without humans even realizing it."
God's blessings need better heat shields or SpaceX-style atmospheric entry burns.
