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Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - Yazata - Jul 21, 2016

It's true! He's not human!

It's not like it wasn't obvious.


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Well, here he is with his poorly-fitting human disguise removed.


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Bezos is from Seattle. MR is from Portland. Why is MR so interested in ufos??

Actually, Bezos had a small part in the new Star Trek Beyond movie as an alien starfleet official (I think that's pretty cool) and was photographed having lunch at the studio while in costume.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3700184/Jeff-Bezos-appears-alien-Starfleet-official-Star-Trek-Beyond.html

RE: Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - Magical Realist - Jul 22, 2016

I'd become a straw-sucking alien owner of a billion dollar online company any day!

RE: Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - Yazata - Feb 21, 2018

And now we know what he eats.


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RE: Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - Zinjanthropos - Feb 22, 2018

(Feb 21, 2018 08:00 PM)Yazata Wrote: And now we know what he eats.


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The story goes. This innocent looking cockroach impaled on a stick is in actuality the more dangerous of the two alien species in this photo leaked to the Press by someone at MIB headquarters. I can't say much more than that, plus I think I'm being followed. However I will say this, " Donald Trump is not really a .....er......ahh..... what was that? Have to go now, they're here. It's, it's ....aaarrrrgggghhhh!.............................. (transmission ended)

RE: Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - Magical Realist - Feb 22, 2018

Then there's that lazy left eye of Bezos. Perhaps an imperfection of the human disguise he is wearing?

RE: Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - Yazata - Mar 12, 2018


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RE: Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - C C - Mar 13, 2018

(Mar 12, 2018 11:13 PM)Yazata Wrote: [image]


I don't know... There's just something that seems wrong about eating even distant kin. I grimace just from watching natives in Southern Mexico feasting on spider monkeys.

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RE: Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - Yazata - Mar 20, 2018

Jeff Bezos walks his dog...


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RE: Amazon/Blue Origin Founder Jeff Bezos Revealed to be a Space Alien! - C C - Mar 20, 2018

(Mar 20, 2018 07:19 PM)Yazata Wrote: Jeff Bezos walks his dog... [image]


Mmmmm... Is the covert, lizard-man Illuminati setting himself up for a potential public relations disaster? Would the Outrage & Shaming Patrol actually try to get him arrested and fined for abuse if he kicked one of those repeatedly in public to demonstrate its agility? Seems like anything is possible or worth at least a tentative attempt these days in Coastal Elite Land or Social Utopian Micro-Management abroad. Wink

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