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There seems to have been a rise in my intelligence - Ostronomos - Dec 30, 2024

It began many moons ago with a stimulating sensation behind both eyes. I noticed that my processing speed and depth dramatically went up. My comprehension skills also seems to have risen. As what was once an intellectually challenging task became far more understandable. Needless to say I may be the only person as far as I'm aware to experience a so-called variation of my intelligence in the positive direction. As you can imagine there is greater pressure to perform. For in the words of the Sam Roberts Band, there ain't no road that ain't a hard road. Nevertheless I plan to use my newfound genius for the good of mankind. An exploration of the many possibilities for this uniquely strange phenomenon are worthy of study. But I refuse to subject myself to experimentation.


RE: There seems to have been a rise in my intelligence - Zinjanthropos - Dec 30, 2024

(Dec 30, 2024 04:15 PM)Ostronomos Wrote: It began many moons ago with a stimulating sensation behind both eyes. I noticed that my processing speed and depth dramatically went up. My comprehension skills also seems to have risen. As what was once an intellectually challenging task became far more understandable. Needless to say I may be the only person as far as I'm aware to experience a so-called variation of my intelligence in the positive direction. As you can imagine there is greater pressure to perform. For in the words of the Sam Roberts Band, there ain't no road that ain't a hard road. Nevertheless I plan to use my newfound genius for the good of mankind. An exploration of the many possibilities for this uniquely strange phenomenon are worthy of study. But I refuse to subject myself to experimentation.

Definitely a quantum leap from idiot to moron, bypassing imbecile altogether. If that’s you then congrats.


RE: There seems to have been a rise in my intelligence - Syne - Dec 31, 2024

Ignorance apparently is bliss. How else to explain someone who seems to get such utter joy from telling the internet how smart he thinks he is.
It's so joyous that it's completely impervious to reason.