An event called “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” appeared on Facebook earlier this month, urging alien enthusiasts everywhere to gather for a history-making mission.
In the past week, the number of people “going” has skyrocketed from 300,000 to 1,000,000 — with an additional 918,000 Facebookers declaring they are “interested.”
“We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry,” the invitation reads. “… We can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens.”
The alien “attack” has established itself as the sort-of Burning Man of conspiracy theorist gatherings, attracting techies, vapers, memers, millennials, Gen Zers and even a few eccentric celebs hoping to plug their work for a whole new race of intelligent beings.
You're not likely to see aliens, but you might end up with some anal probing. Win win for MR.
Or you could raid the other alien facilities, like the leftist who endangered detained illegal aliens by trying to ignite a propane tank.