Hello. I love you and Jesus loves you.
(Why do you love me and who’s Jesus?)
He’s our god who will watch over you, and if you love him with all your heart, you’ll become immortal, and you’ll reside with him forever and ever. You will no longer have to fear death.
(We don’t fear death.)
But if you come with me, I’ll help you get a job, and if you work hard you can buy a big house, a car, and designer clothing. If you have all these things, people will love you, too. If you work really hard, you can afford to take a vacation to an exotic island.
(We work hard. We don’t need a car. We build our own houses and we make our own cloths. We have people who love us and we live on an exotic island.)
But if you join our church, you’ll be saved.
(Saved from what?)
From death, but you have to believe in his son because you’re a bad person. You were born a sinner because your ancestors ate some forbidden fruit that created death itself.
(Was the fruit poisonous? Did they die?)
It wasn’t poisonous but Adam died when he was 130 years old.
(*Laughter* did he believe in your god?)
Of course, he walked with god in the Garden of Eden.
(Why did he die if he believed in your god?)
Because he ate the forbidden fruit.
(Have you seen a man that hasn’t died?)
Yes, Jesus Christ. He died but he came back to life.
(Where is he?)
He’s in heaven.
(With your god?)
No, not exactly. He is god.
(So, your god died?)
Yes, but he came back to life.
(Where is he?)
He’s everywhere. You just can’t see him.
(*Laughter/Arrows drawn)
Wait! What are you doing?
(We're going to watch you come back to life.)