Jun 27, 2025 01:29 AM
CRITICAL DRINKER
https://youtu.be/zETqe9tQqOM
VIDEO EXCERPTS: Ironheart has finally been inflicted on the world after gathering dust in the Marvel vault for the better part of 3 years. I can see why they tried so hard to bury this thing.
[...] I can confidently say that this is by far the worst thing Marvel has ever produced in nearly 20 years of MCU history. And damn, man, that's up against some pretty stiff competition by this point. A cringe-inducing calamity of a show drenched in [outdated] identity politics that have aged worse than Mickey Rourke's face.
Weighed down by hammy acting and nonsensical dialogue; a protagonist who's willing to lie, cheat, and steal just to repeat something that's already been done decades ago; a moral compass that changes depending on who it's applied to; and characters so obnoxiously cliched and stereotypical that they feel like a parody of corporate social justice programs.
In short, Ironheart is a creative, logical, and probably financial disaster; and the worst possible thing that could happen to Marvel in a year when it's already staring down the barrel of three high-profile flops.
[...] Riri Williams is a grad student at MIT who's been busted helping other students cheat on their exams, for money. Riri's angry because she wants more resources to make Iron Man tech available to everyone, and become even more famous than Tony Stark. Who apparently only succeeded because he was a billionaire.
What the [__]. You've already been given a free scholarship at the most prestigious university in the entire country, and four years of funding to construct your very own Iron Man suit. And that's still not enough for you? Do you realize how many people would literally kill to be in your position right now? Do you realize how [__]ing ridiculously arrogant and entitled this makes you look?
[...] When Riri rightfully gets expelled for causing massive property damage and subverting the school exam system, she does the logical thing and steals the Iron Man suit that she already built with university funding and takes it for herself.
You know for a show that's all about challenging racial stereotypes, you're really not sending out the message you think you are with this one.
[...] Life is hard when you actually have to work and pay for stuff, isn't it? She's approached by a guy named Parker who offers the chance to join his ethnically and sexually diverse criminal gang ... in return for using her Iron Man suit to help them steal from people.
She'll get all the money and resources she needs. And because stealing and breaking the law is only bad if other people do it, Riri immediately accepts his offer.
[...] Oh yeah, she also hooks up with a black market arms dealer who for some reason is a total [__] that immediately caves in to her demands, gives her everything she wants and acts like a complete [__] for the rest of the show. Here we go again. Oh my goodness, what are the chances that the one and only white guy in this show would turn out to be a completely submissive [__]? This stuff just writes itself doesn't it?
[...] The worst aspects of everything we've come to hate about this MCU franchise: the pandering and heavy-handed racial politics of Falcon and the Winter Soldier; the trite and predictable girl bossing of The Marvels and Wakanda
Forever; the moral flexibility of Black Widow. Here doing horrible things is just fine if you happen to tick the right diversity boxes, and the cringe-inducing attempts at humor of -- well, everything they've done since Endgame...
Ironhereat - hilarious garbage ... https://youtu.be/zETqe9tQqOM
https://youtu.be/zETqe9tQqOM
VIDEO EXCERPTS: Ironheart has finally been inflicted on the world after gathering dust in the Marvel vault for the better part of 3 years. I can see why they tried so hard to bury this thing.
[...] I can confidently say that this is by far the worst thing Marvel has ever produced in nearly 20 years of MCU history. And damn, man, that's up against some pretty stiff competition by this point. A cringe-inducing calamity of a show drenched in [outdated] identity politics that have aged worse than Mickey Rourke's face.
Weighed down by hammy acting and nonsensical dialogue; a protagonist who's willing to lie, cheat, and steal just to repeat something that's already been done decades ago; a moral compass that changes depending on who it's applied to; and characters so obnoxiously cliched and stereotypical that they feel like a parody of corporate social justice programs.
In short, Ironheart is a creative, logical, and probably financial disaster; and the worst possible thing that could happen to Marvel in a year when it's already staring down the barrel of three high-profile flops.
[...] Riri Williams is a grad student at MIT who's been busted helping other students cheat on their exams, for money. Riri's angry because she wants more resources to make Iron Man tech available to everyone, and become even more famous than Tony Stark. Who apparently only succeeded because he was a billionaire.
What the [__]. You've already been given a free scholarship at the most prestigious university in the entire country, and four years of funding to construct your very own Iron Man suit. And that's still not enough for you? Do you realize how many people would literally kill to be in your position right now? Do you realize how [__]ing ridiculously arrogant and entitled this makes you look?
[...] When Riri rightfully gets expelled for causing massive property damage and subverting the school exam system, she does the logical thing and steals the Iron Man suit that she already built with university funding and takes it for herself.
You know for a show that's all about challenging racial stereotypes, you're really not sending out the message you think you are with this one.
[...] Life is hard when you actually have to work and pay for stuff, isn't it? She's approached by a guy named Parker who offers the chance to join his ethnically and sexually diverse criminal gang ... in return for using her Iron Man suit to help them steal from people.
She'll get all the money and resources she needs. And because stealing and breaking the law is only bad if other people do it, Riri immediately accepts his offer.
[...] Oh yeah, she also hooks up with a black market arms dealer who for some reason is a total [__] that immediately caves in to her demands, gives her everything she wants and acts like a complete [__] for the rest of the show. Here we go again. Oh my goodness, what are the chances that the one and only white guy in this show would turn out to be a completely submissive [__]? This stuff just writes itself doesn't it?
[...] The worst aspects of everything we've come to hate about this MCU franchise: the pandering and heavy-handed racial politics of Falcon and the Winter Soldier; the trite and predictable girl bossing of The Marvels and Wakanda
Forever; the moral flexibility of Black Widow. Here doing horrible things is just fine if you happen to tick the right diversity boxes, and the cringe-inducing attempts at humor of -- well, everything they've done since Endgame...
Ironhereat - hilarious garbage ... https://youtu.be/zETqe9tQqOM