The title inspired me to write a little ditty. I have a tune in my head but I can't convey it to you. These are just the first two verses...
God is an Ontic substance
A solid, a liquid or a gas
You can put him on your plate
You can pour him in your cup
You can fart him out your ass.
God is an Ontic substance
My friend he's very, very real
He's everywhere in space
He's everyplace in time
He's stronger than the Man of Steel
God is an Ontic substance
A solid, a liquid or a gas
You can put him on your plate
You can pour him in your cup
You can fart him out your ass.
God is an Ontic substance
My friend he's very, very real
He's everywhere in space
He's everyplace in time
He's stronger than the Man of Steel